when i went to the trevi fountain in rome 2 years ago a guy climbed up onto the middle of it and stood at the top of the fountain for a while shouting, all the tourists just assumed he was drunk or something then he took off his shoes and shirt and got in the running water and stood there staring out at everyone, then after a while we realised he was cutting his chest with a knife and the blood was running out into the water and the weirdest part really was that my dad made us all toss a coin over our shoulder into the fountain quickly so we’d get our share of memories before we witnessed anything worse so there’s like these awkward photos of us saying cheese and i did it wrong or something

his name’s roberto cercelletta and he lives off the money that gets thrown in and yeah that was my lil intro to baroque sculpture right there